A Snowball's Chance in Los Angeles
Due to the workspace requirements of ongoing redecoration projects in Claire and Cameron's room, I've had to park on the street for the last week or so. (I suppose I could park in the driveway - but then my car would be dripping oil on said driveway, instead of in the street. I don't feel as compelled to clean up the street.)
This morning my car had (are you sitting down?) ice on the windows. Yes, ice!
It was already starting to soften a bit, and I was able to scrape it off with a squeegee - but I did clump up enough to make a small "snowball." As my aim is exceptional, I hit the trunk of our street tree on the first try.