Right Up Our Alley
I can't figure out why there aren't any American contenders in biathlon. This sport is made for us - you get to carry a gun around with you, and you get to shoot stuff - well, okay, targets, anyway.
You'd think that out of the three million or so NRA members, you could find one or two that could cross-country ski.
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I hear Dick Cheney is trying out for 2010....
Posted by: Diana | February 13, 2006 7:29 AM
How overweight is the average NRA member? Unless you had a deep-fried bacon and grizzle breakfast waiting for them at the finish line, there's no way you'd get them to ski 10k. Or whatever it is.
Posted by: Mister P. | February 13, 2006 9:37 AM