Flying W Things

Rainn Wilson (Dwight of "The Office") was on Leno last night. According to a friend of mine, he said that he played bassoon in high school because "the bassoon is a chick magnet." As a recovering bassoonist, I feel eminently qualified to comment on the absolute truth of this statement.

I've prepared a small sketch illustrating my experience with the bassoon and "chicks."

You know what happens when you try to put like magnetic poles together.